Some important new discoveries prompted the Catholic Church to promote “omnis omnium amorum” or “everyone loves everyone” as the new official church doctrine.
As an expression of this, the Vatican is officially coming out of the closet and overtly embracing homosexuality, animalism, bisexuality, monosexual Buddhism, homosexuality and intersexuality **, says Il Vaccinethin, a Vatican spokesperson.
The change in policy was the result of many astonishing recent discoveries in the Vatican archives. For example, the erroneous doctrine that priests should be “celibate” was the result of an error in the medieval transcription of the word “celebration.”
The other was a discovery by the Vatican Chronophore of the first “sugar daddy”, as shown in the photo below.
This distant human ancestor is seen carrying a piece of sugar cane, which he was about to trade in for sexual favors. “This means linking sugar with sex, or in the modern era, money and sex, it is the will of the Creator,” the entity says.
“These discoveries show that all Vatican sex scandals in recent years were due to the fact that they were hidden,” says Cardinal Sen, who is now appointed as the Church’s chief sexologist. “From now on, we will end all hypocrisy by being honest and open about what we do,” Sen says.
This means, for example, that the church will be open about its use of catemite as incentives for joining the priesthood. Nuns will now also be able to function as virgins in the temple by offering their bodies to Jesus and to church donors.
Sen explains that the children resulting from these “sacred unions” will either act as katamis or temple virgins.
The spokesperson adds that the less attractive people will be turned into making life-enhancing adrenochrome and then, in adulthood, “they will devote themselves to Molke.”
Also, referring to a change of administration at the “top of the pyramid” in the church hierarchy, another erroneous copying will be corrected. From now on, the ceremonial word “hallelujah” will be spelled “hallelujah,” the officials say.
Source: The Satanic News Service – April 1, 2021
** Trinity = Try having sex with