“I don’t know if you follow the news today,” Ghost said, but a space rocket was spinning out of control just minutes before crashing into the ocean – and for once, we know it’s not Elon’s fault.
Ghost was referring to breaking news, which saw pieces of a Chinese missile fall into the Indian Ocean. The presenter added, “A lot of people have asked, ‘Why is he hosting our show? “And now we know, this is because he needed an excuse of absence.”
In other rocket news, Blue Origin is selling a seat on the first flight of its passenger missile. “Wow. Why are all these rich white people trying to go to space?” Che said. “Look, if there are any Martians watching this, when you see a group of foreign ships cruising on your land, take it from a black man: don’t enter it. Unless you want to be a Martian and have the last name” Washington. “
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Ghost’s next target was the Trump website, titled “From Donald J Trump’s Office.”
“The disgraceful former fast food spokesperson Donald Trump launched a website,” he said. Although a more accurate title would be, From the Brain Fog of Long-Haul Covid.
After that, there was Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, “who played the short bully Christmas story,” Why.
“DeSantis … new restrictive voting laws limiting drop box locations, and new requirements for mail voting. Wow, since when does Florida care so much about the law?” Said the anchor. “The last time I was in Florida, I saw a lady lighting fireworks with a crack pipe. A worst-case detection between the sexes Start.”
One of three special committee members are welcome to Update Tonight it was Lloyd Ostertag, or “Dogefather,” the financial guru played by Musk, who seemed to explain what a cryptocurrency was. Every time he answered one of the broadcasters’ questions, they were still asking, “Okay, but what he is Dogecoin? In the end, though, they agreed it was just “hustle.”
Also featured by “Pauline, the weary mother in her darkest hour” (Ego Nodim) who had just returned on a trip to Disneyland with her kids, is back character Baby Yoda (Kyle Mooney), who has been hitting the gym since he last stopped.
Of course Che wondered if she was a Disney + drama star Mandalorian Do anything special earlier this week, to celebrate star Wars A day off that takes place every year on May 4th.
Baby Yoda said, “Let’s see, I smoked herbs and took pills, because I’m not like a nerd.”
Check out the introductory part tonight above.
The clips can be found below with Ostertag, the exhausted mother of Nwodim and baby Yoda, and more jokes.