Hold your proverbial horses.
Put earmuffs, maybe even blindfolds, over your children.
And get ready, ABC viewers.
Because according to a new set of spoilers, The Bachelor in Season 7 of Heaven is about to get absolutely insane.
After having to cancel last summer’s edition of this reality show about sex and alcohol (due to the coronavirus outbreak), producers have revealed for the first time the brand new Bachelor in Heaven cast last week.
And now we can reveal that these familiar faces (from past seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette) are set up to make up for lost time.
This means that they will drink, they will take off their clothes and they will fall in love.
“Since they couldn’t do a season last year, they combine the Peter Webber season, the Claire Crowley season, Taishia Adams and also Matt James’ season,” an insider on The Sun explains why there are 33 (!!!!!!) contestants headed for heaven,
“There was a lot of options and a turn.
In the end, they had about 37 or 38 different people coming and going or on standby.”
The influx of excited men and women will lead to an intense series of episodes, full of “steamy relationships” and heartbreaking breakups, triggering this same source… with three couples finally getting involved.
Stop reading now if you don’t want that Bachelor in Paradise season spoilers….
We’ll start here: Grocery store owner Joe Amabile got down on one knee at the end of filming to propose to Serena Pete from the Matt season.
According to the informant, the couple is still happy together, as they were recently seen cuddling in a swimming pool in Chicago.
Which other aspiring couples saw their romantic dream come true?
It is said that Morissa Jean – from Peter’s season – got engaged to Riley Christian from Claire and Tychee season, although we don’t have any details on what exactly happened between these two lovers.
Finally, Mary Pippen—whom James sent home early on The Bachelor—said— Yeah To Kenny Braasch, the boyband manager from the latest completed season of The Bachelorette.
However, not all contestants are happy anymore.
Kendall Long had a challenging time watching her ex, Amabile, fall in love with someone new.
“It was awkward at first when she was [got] there and the show will confirm their presence there because they were a fan-favorite couple,” Sun reports, adding:
“They don’t meet at any time in Heaven.. I have collapsed many times.
“She ended up trying to date others, but eventually left the solo show. I’m sure it would be very difficult for her to see Joe and Serena together.”
Elsewhere this summer, look to Victoria Larson for a different look.
The Florida native, who called herself “the Queen” in James’ season and who got the backlash for all her bullying, dyed her dark brown her light blonde color.
Did you go under the knife?
Comparing the promotional image below to her most recent appearance in the TV franchise, it appears to some observers that she is a “completely different person” who may have “done the work”.
Bachelor in Paradise Chapter 7 premieres Monday, August 16 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EST) on ABC.
Are you ready for things to get dirty and sexy?